Coward Absolute Funny Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ABSOLUTE COWARD" is printed above an illustration of a person sitting comfortably with headphones on, seemingly oblivious to the world around them. The artistic style features a humorous illustration in white and light gray, creating a light-hearted tone. This design resonates with anyone who enjoys witty sarcasm and recognizes the humor in taking a step back from confrontations. The shirt is well-suited for social gatherings where laughter is welcome or for those cozy days spent enjoying music or media. It reflects an attitude that many can relate to when feeling overwhelmed by life's demands, making it an amusing addition to your casual wardrobe.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase 'Absolute Coward' imply?
It humorously implies a playful attitude towards avoiding confrontation, making it relatable for many.
What kind of illustration style is used?
The design features a humorous illustration, which enhances the light-hearted and sarcastic tone.
Who might enjoy wearing this shirt?
It's ideal for individuals with a good sense of humor, especially those who appreciate sarcastic takes on everyday situations.
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