Feral Raccoon & Pregnant Don't Touch Me T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Feral & Pregnant Don't Touch Me" captures a cheeky attitude with its vintage illustration of a raccoon. This humorous design employs a classic black and white color scheme, evoking the charm of old-school prints. The raccoon's expressive face, along with the bold text, conveys a playful message that resonates with anyone familiar with the quirks of wildlife interactions. This T-shirt is ideal for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm and want to make a light-hearted statement about personal space. It serves well in laid-back settings like casual gatherings or outdoor events, where humor and personality shine through. Wearers will enjoy the lasting appeal of this timeless illustration, ensuring it remains a conversation starter for years to come.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What message does the text convey?
The text "Feral & Pregnant Don't Touch Me" humorously indicates a need for personal space, making it relatable for animal lovers and anyone who enjoys lighthearted humor.
How does the vintage style enhance the design?
The vintage illustration style adds charm and nostalgia to the design, making it feel timeless and appealing to those who appreciate classic artwork.
What kind of humor does this shirt represent?
The shirt embodies a playful and sarcastic humor, appealing to those who enjoy witty remarks about wildlife and personal interactions.
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