Funny Retro Currently De-Escalating Safe Body T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"CURRENTLY DE-ESCALATING SAFE BODY" is prominently displayed in a whimsical retro font, accompanied by a cartoon walkie-talkie and clipboard character. The design features a playful combination of brown and white tones that evoke a lighthearted atmosphere. This shirt speaks to anyone who appreciates humor, especially in the context of managing daily stress. Its fun approach to a common phrase makes it suitable for various scenarios, from casual meet-ups to relaxed work environments. With its clever visuals, it resonates especially with those who navigate tricky situations or engage in communication-heavy jobs, adding a touch of levity to their wardrobe.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What characters are featured in the design?
The artwork presents a cartoon walkie-talkie and clipboard character, both designed to add humor to the message on the shirt.
How can I style this shirt in my wardrobe?
This shirt can be paired with jeans or shorts for a relaxed look, making it suitable for casual outings or laid-back work environments.
What makes this shirt humorous?
The humor comes from the lighthearted phrase combined with the playful cartoon characters, making it relatable for anyone dealing with stress.
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