Funny Text I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO PRETEND I LIKE YOU TODAY" is presented in a bold distressed font that captures a light-hearted frustration. The vibrant mix of orange, cream, teal, and yellow makes the message pop, adding a cheeky tone to your outfit. This shirt resonates with anyone who has faced those exhausting social moments, bringing a smile to fellow overthinkers. The distressed style adds a vintage feel, making it look effortlessly cool rather than just a straightforward statement. It’s a humorous reminder to embrace authenticity, perfect for casual gatherings or days when you just want to be real without pretense. Wear it to a coffee shop or a laid-back get-together, and enjoy the knowing nods from those who relate.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
Is this shirt suitable for introverts?
Absolutely. The message resonates with anyone who sometimes feels overwhelmed by social interactions, making it relatable for introverts.
What does the distressed style add to the shirt?
The distressed style gives it a vintage vibe, making the shirt look intentionally worn and more relaxed, perfect for everyday wear.
How loud is the print on this shirt?
The print is quite bold and eye-catching, ensuring the message stands out without being too overwhelming.
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