Opossum and Gnome Me: "I Wasn't Even That Drunk." T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ME: 'I WASN'T EVEN THAT DRUNK.' 'YOU THREW A MUSHROOM AT A GARDEN GNOME AND YELLED, 'GROW, LITTLE DUDE, GROW!'" is printed in a playful font, surrounded by a whimsical illustration of an opossum and a garden gnome. The colors beige, brown, green, orange, blue, and red contribute to a lighthearted and vibrant artwork that captures a humorous moment. This design is perfect for someone with a playful sense of humor who enjoys telling fun stories about their adventures. It’s a great conversation piece, ideal for gatherings or casual hangouts with friends who appreciate quirky humor and imaginative scenarios.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the joke behind the printed text?
The text humorously juxtaposes a claim of sobriety with a silly action involving a mushroom and a gnome, making for a relatable and funny anecdote.
What artistic elements enhance the design?
The whimsical illustration style adds a playful touch, with vibrant colors that make the characters engaging and the overall design lively.
Who would particularly enjoy this T-shirt?
This shirt resonates with those who love to share funny stories or have a whimsical sense of humor, making it a great fit for lighthearted gatherings.
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