Pen Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"LIFE IS LIKE A PEN IS SIMPLE, SOFT, STRAIGHT RELAXED AND HANGING FREELY THEN A WOMAN MAKES IT HARD" delivers a humorous take on life through bold typography. The design contrasts black, yellow, and white, creating a striking visual that blends comedy with a cheeky metaphor. Ideal for individuals with a witty sense of humor, this shirt speaks to those who appreciate playful wordplay in their wardrobe. It’s perfect for parties, casual meetups, or any moment where laughter is welcome. The shirt’s light-hearted message is sure to spark giggles among friends, making it a fitting choice for humorous social settings.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What’s the graphic about?
The graphic humorously compares life to a pen, using bold text to convey a playful metaphor about softness and rigidity.
How would you describe the design style?
The style is bold typography, emphasizing the humor in the phrase with strong, readable letters that make the joke clear.
Is this shirt suitable for casual gatherings?
Definitely. Its funny message and vibrant colors make it a great fit for parties or relaxed get-togethers, drawing laughter from friends.
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