Cocktail Party Humor Hear No Evil Speak No Evil T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties" flows in an elegant script, accompanied by a classic cocktail glass illustration. The design utilizes a black and white color scheme, radiating a sleek, sophisticated vibe that resonates with cocktail enthusiasts. This shirt speaks to those with a penchant for humor, especially those who appreciate clever quips about social gatherings. It’s a humorous nod to the cocktail culture, making it suitable for casual gatherings or parties. Anyone who has ever navigated the complexities of social invitations will appreciate the joke, as it cleverly encapsulates the often unspoken etiquette of mingling. This piece is sure to spark laughter and camaraderie among friends and fellow party-goers alike.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the humor behind the printed text?
The text humorously suggests that avoiding gossip and negativity might lead to exclusion from cocktail parties, reflecting social dynamics with a witty twist.
How does the elegant script influence the design?
The elegant script adds a touch of sophistication, making the shirt suitable for both casual wear and social events, enhancing its charm.
Who is most likely to enjoy this shirt?
This shirt will resonate with cocktail lovers and those who appreciate a humorous take on social interactions at gatherings.
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